I need more Australian in my life. (at Mission Dolores Park)
Most difficult decision ever. #cardsagainsthumanity
All I need in life: Jenni, bottomless mimosas, water and caffeine.
blurry, but whatevs
Bachelorette
DRINK when
- anyone smokes and/or does drugs
- the wedding dress gets destroyed further
- anyone uses a phone or takes a photo
- Bulemia/Throwing Up is referenced
- anyone calls the girls “B’s” or “Bitch(es)”
Source: drinkingandmovies
(via magickwithoutcorpus)
Source: inaromanticalway
kill me now
(via breenwolf)
Source: dylanofuckme
Eva always gets me the perfect birthday cards.
I can say that in my 25 years I have become a national $1 margarita drinking champion. (at Underdog)
A quarter-century ancient today, ho bitches. Let’s get this started.
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